Tuesday, April 18, 2006


It's a stab in the dark. But here's a postulate I'm forming: PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. All of 'em. You. Me. People. Boobs. Morons. Lunatics. The chaos of the universe is nothing held up to the human capacity to be a dumb shit. Witness the people who are willing to hang up the sale of my house over an abandoned boxspring in my garage: Idiots. Me, leaving the fucking boxspring: also an idiot. The woman I'm buying a house from, who spent $63000 upgrading the the hardwood floors in all the closets, who refuses to fix the broken glass in the front door (the door you have to walk up to to enter their over priced house?): Idiot. Her realtor: yup. The appraiser? Yup. It's easy, really. Imagine a person. Any person. Now imagine they've done something nonsensically idiotic. It's easy isn't it? George Bush? Idiot. Oliver North: Fucking IDIOT. John Lennon? Yoko. Idiot. Ghandi? The British had a word for a guy who walked into a riot in a diaper. And it wasn't "genius." You, reading this blog (all three of you-actually I count as number three): Idiots. You, commenting on this blog, with the horns: duh. Here's a website devoted to idiots who can't park. We all know that most republican political figures are idiots. Amazing isn't it. I feel like Good Will Hunting. I've just solved the big equation: People=idiots.


Buck Super Stereo said...

i agree. people that work in advertising are idiots. people that do good advertising are idiots. people that create advertising that gets into archive are idiots. people who even read archive are idiots.

congrats!!! do you get anything special for that like you did with the pencil (Rx)?

(i had to put the disclaimer on the pencil in case the other reader on this gets confused and think you won a real pencil.)

James-H said...

A new job.

Or do you mean like a hunk of metal?

Nah. Archive is like getting into Creativity. In Europe.

Thanks though.

Actually, one of the earliest posts I blogged was about creating those things. It's the one about archeology.

Rikki said...

I have this theory...
one person = not always an idiot
many people = idiot