Friday, February 02, 2007

Low Point

You MAY be experiencing a career low if:

You are trying to coax a credible "Nationwide is on your side" out of Kevin Federline.

Your latest guerilla marketing tactic has been confused with guerilla warfare.

Your former employer has proof of your extra marital affair and is willing to use it to get you to drop your million dollar lawsuit.

You are casting the fifth round of Zelnorm bellies.

2 comments:

Christi said...

What's even worse is if you don't even have a career at all :)
Oh it's fun being a senior about to graduate in May trying to break into the industry.

Irene Done said...

I was 4 out of 4. I'm not discouraged though because I think I can parlay it all into a talk show on CNBC.

Or a book deal.