I've been reflexively checking facebook for about 2 months now - it's unbelievable. people who I haven't given a shit about in 15 years (no offense, ya'll) I'm suddenly hanging on their every status comment.
Bahahaha: SHE'S dealing with HER crazy children too!
WOW: look at that kids haircut!
OMG: somebody wrote that on her WALL!
I'm a fucking sixteen year old trapped in a body that evidently can not burn belly fat.
Damn this diet.
Damn this interweb.
Damn this blog.